sleep causes autism

I won’t sleep. I am now starting an anti-sleep movement because sleep gives you autism, makes you want to be a Republican and gets you to believe that Jenny McCarthy has some sort of talent. I know this from reading the collected works of Glenn Beck and from communing with Sarah Palin in my dark hours. It’s all true, I tell ya it’s all true. 🙂

About flexosaurus

I am an anthropologist and Associate Professor who loves to play guitar and comment on social injustice in whatever form it may take
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