Things to do, if you haven’t already

  • In no particular order
  • stop driving cars
  • stop having babies (cuts down on mini-vans)
  • stop being homophobic
  • Stop eating any kind of animal flesh
  • stop watching Oprah Winfrey (your brain will atrophy)
  • stop listening to pop music and any Celine Dion (if you listen to these you need a music enema)
  • stop say “like” between every second word
  • Stop with tattoos (clean skin is way more radical now)
  • Stop me before I can stop again
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About flexosaurus

I am an anthropologist and Associate Professor who loves to play guitar and comment on social injustice in whatever form it may take
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